Tag: Bathroom

  • You Might Not Be Superman…

    As usual, it had been a long day. So I did what I always do after a long day….watch mindless television shows. NaijaHusband wasn’t home so I sprawled out luxuriously on the settee, fitting my body into the grooves he’d worked so hard on molding perfectly to his shape when he watches his favorite shows.…

  • Shower Caps and Chicken Bones

    Shower Caps and Chicken Bones

    Shower caps are not sexy. Neither are hairnets, hair scarves, do-rags, hair pins or those colorful sticks naijawife sometimes puts in her hair. Yet my married life has been full of all these items. I work very late at night, so typically by the time I come home, Naijawife is just finishing her typical hours-long…

  • Bathroom Beef Ko, Toilet Beef Ni

    Bathroom Beef Ko, Toilet Beef Ni

    This is Naijawife’s¬†Rebuttal piece to Bathroom Beef written by Naija Husband! When I was a little girl, if my siblings annoyed me and I went to report them to my parents, they would allow me to rant and rave for a few minutes and then they would ask “So what did you yourself do to…

  • I have Bathroom Beef

    I have Bathroom Beef

    Naijawife and I were asked why we had separate bathrooms on Twitter recently. I answered that it was to save our marriage from self-destruction. I have serious bathroom “beef” with my wife. So great in fact that I’ve asked her to write a response to this post and tell her own side of the story.¬†…