Tag: fights

  • Heels


    Naijawife has presented the case to me from every angle: “It’s the subjugation of the female gender!” “Do you want me to suffer under the cruel heel of masculine oppression engendered by these masochistic shoes?” “Do you want me to develop corns on my toes?” “Do you want me to have clawed feet when I…

  • The Television Wars

    The Television Wars

    There is a war going on in my house. Well…maybe I can’t really call it a war. It may just be some territorial aggression…or as some countries like to call it, a “humanitarian intervention”. ¬†Either way, in this situation, I’m the country being attacked and effectively invaded by a superpower. My wife, of course, is…