Category: Nigerian women
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Bathroom Beef Ko, Toilet Beef Ni
This is Naijawife’s Rebuttal piece to Bathroom Beef written by Naija Husband! When I was a little girl, if my siblings annoyed me and I went to report them to my parents, they would allow me to rant and rave for a few minutes and then they would ask “So what did you yourself do to…
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To kneel or not to kneel
Years before we got married, whenever we attended a wedding together, the wife would always make it a point to huff, puff and almost roll her eyes out of her head whenever the bride knelt down for her husband. In Yoruba traditional engagement ceremonies, you’ll often find brides kneeling to place a cap on their…
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My wife is just like Voltron
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nBMSRtCrIQ] This is my wife’s nightly routine when she gets ready for bed. Ready to form ‘SLEEP’-TRON! Face cream ON! Eyemask UP! Earplugs CONNECTED! Bedside Lamps are GO! Hairnet ON! Bedside Fan ACTIVATE! Place feet and legs! Place arms and body! and she’ll lay THE Head! …..My people, this is what I deal with every…