My wife is just like Voltron

This is my wife’s nightly routine when she gets ready for bed.

Ready to form ‘SLEEP’-TRON!

Face cream ON!

Eyemask UP!


Bedside Lamps are GO!

Hairnet ON!

Bedside Fan ACTIVATE!

Place feet and legs!

Place arms and body!

and she’ll lay THE Head!

…..My people, this is what I deal with every night. I just observe quietly in laughter as I’m afraid she’ll draw out the Voltron sword if I dare to interrupt.  As a man I literally just drop into bed. Most times still fully clothed. She’s lucky if I even brush my teeth.


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  1. You better brush your teeth or there’s no nookie, LOL… welcome to blogging. I’d like to feature you on one of these days. Contact me 🙂

  2. hahahahahah…You just gotta love the life of a woman, sometimes. Maybe I need to take more notes of these things…Amean, once I get the makeup off my face as well as all jewellery items, I am good to go!

    • Agreed. I’m very careful how I talk to her about her elaborate hairstyles now that I understand what it takes to maintain them at night

  3. Ahh. I thought it was just LagosDad that falls into bed fully clothed! And we also just argued about him brushing his teeth!

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