This is my wife’s nightly routine when she gets ready for bed.
Ready to form ‘SLEEP’-TRON!
Face cream ON!
Eyemask UP!
Earplugs CONNECTED!
Bedside Lamps are GO!
Hairnet ON!
Bedside Fan ACTIVATE!
Place feet and legs!
Place arms and body!
and she’ll lay THE Head!
…..My people, this is what I deal with every night. I just observe quietly in laughter as I’m afraid she’ll draw out the Voltron sword if I dare to interrupt. As a man I literally just drop into bed. Most times still fully clothed. She’s lucky if I even brush my teeth.
You better brush your teeth or there’s no nookie, LOL… welcome to blogging. I’d like to feature you on romancemeetslife.com one of these days. Contact me 🙂
hahahahahah…You just gotta love the life of a woman, sometimes. Maybe I need to take more notes of these things…Amean, once I get the makeup off my face as well as all jewellery items, I am good to go!
I think this should earn your wife more respect.. A woman’s job… hectic!
Agreed. I’m very careful how I talk to her about her elaborate hairstyles now that I understand what it takes to maintain them at night
i cant stop laughing as i go through your blog… fresh air really… i love it…
Welcome and Thank you! Only started 2 weeks ago so just getting my bearings. I hope to stay fresh and real as it goes along.
will be reading along..
i want to hear you comment on the topic that i re-blogged…. the one about Zanuf and Mugabe if you looked at my home page….
How did I just discover this blog? love it!
Welcome Eni! glad you enjoy it. Look for us on twitter too! @naijahusband and @naijawife
Ahh. I thought it was just LagosDad that falls into bed fully clothed! And we also just argued about him brushing his teeth!
I’m guilty of this and it wasn’t until I had a friend over and she mentioned it that I realised :p
I am back for the voltron video …